black magic cat $BLCKMAG
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black magic cat in a wizard hat and star cloak, paw on a parchment beside candles, wand trailing gold sparks

Household sorcerer on duty

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One ritual. Nine signatures. Your soul, filed with care.

Terms of Surrender

At midnight he sorts the household souls and notes which are overdue for collection. The wand does not perform theatrics; it taps the ledger at the precise clause. Guests are given a saucer of tuna, a formal chance to withdraw, and a stamped slip pressed by a neat paw. There is no visible returns counter. He naps beside the records each afternoon.

black magic cat in a purple star-covered wizard hat, holding a wand

Soul Intake

The office runs without a mechanical clock. It records the night by candle stubble, whisker alignment, and the quiet that follows a signature. Every entrant accepts identical terms.

  1. Ticker$BLCKMAG, announced only after the candles settle.
  2. Office HoursFrom midnight until the corridor forgets its name.
  3. Accepted TenderTuna, small regrets, and one intact shoelace.
  4. Wand PolicyPointed once. Negotiations close before any second spark.
  5. Refund WindowSealed nine lives prior, per the cloak's entry.

black magic cat

Sign here. He has already initialed.